Have you hugged your Cybernetically Enhanced Teddy recently?

No? Cyber Teddies need love too!

The best way to show your compliance to our future tech overlords is by showing that you were already bowing before them back when they were still only A.I. teddies.

Better safe than sorry is what the humans used to say.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk for extra durability

• 40 singles

• Regular fit

• Side-seamed construction

• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

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